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meladoodle:

IM CACKLING

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mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray

(via sweetstrawberrymadness)

lovealishadawn:

la-temeraire:

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

(via sweetstrawberrymadness)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

(via evil-science)

francsforthememories:

killedmycatatemytailor:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

Last week a regular got pissed because we had to put her items through the scanner again because she had paid but the items hadn’t been taken out of the system for some reason. She didn’t have to pay a second time but she insisted that we had made her pay again and complained to the boss that myself and the other checkout girl with me ought to be penalised if not fired for our actions.

(via evil-science)

blackromney:

(via fandomlyscrewed)

(via youreinahaze)

lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

(via arrogancedowntoascience)

evil-science:

pantslesswrock:

thestabbynarwhal:

pantslesswrock:

lavaporeon:

humorismymask:

ramblingbludragon:

slaaneshi-party-bus:

slavsquats:

sterile-vision:

deitygaze:

2sugoi4u:

foxnewsofficial:

access to the eating of people who aren’t me

the war on white video games

Access to white children

The War on Poor Little Americans.
(i’ll let my secret first name out for this one)

Legalization of the endangered dolphins

Fedoras for the eating of millennials.

Save The Protection of People who aren’t me.

save the endangered assault rifles!

#NRA

Access to Male Assault Rifles

Down with white corporations

Pretty fucking much tho

Fedoras for violence against bronies. fuck.

BRILLIANT

Moms against white Bronies.

I thought all bronies were white?

The War on the Eating of Abortions!!

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via poetictraggedy)

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